Surprise! Irony!

None of you realise just how simple it all is. I've seen Humanity's true face and chosen to become a parody of it. Hitting tubs with the force of a small cannon in Bastions: bastions.tumblr.com
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tinyangrymothers:

It’s coming…

London FB Event Page HERE

I booked this tour! www.facebook.com/idiomagency

(via tangled-talk)

crukd:

“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.” - Henry Rollins

(via dethkultmcmxci)

Your test presses are sexier than that sexy girl.
tapedecksuperstar tapedecksuperstar Said:

Coming from you, that means absolutely nothing ;)


(Sorry! Had to! Wide open!) 

bastions:

vagabondprintanddesign:

Bastions, UK.  2 colour Halftone card sleeves for test pressings of their recent LP.

For those who entered the raffle last week - HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD HAVE WON!

(Yeah, it’s a cuntish thing to say on TV.  And it’s a cuntish thing to do on here.  We’re sorry) 

bastions:

Our most popular tee, reinvented!

New design in the printers ready for our tour with Crossbreaker (from the 8th of June)

Delivery from June 7th, this shirt is printed on Gildan Heavy with a white print on maroon tee.

This video shat me up.

bastions:

We’d REALLY LOVE to actually get to Maida Vale … :(

WHY ARE WE NEVER ALLOWED NICE THINGS?!!?!

I am talking, like, so much shit …

That absolutely incredible moment where you may have just gotten your band in massive trouble with your management …

(Please note, this was a complete and utter coincidence and is in no way about what SGR said - but fuck me, what timing!